i commissioned @haghusband for our Towersong three! and i fucking love it! early merry Christmas to @thebystanderman and @mr-mercutio, and also a merry Christmas to myself because who could only get two out of three of the squad
Lark of Clan Talon, the Burning Fist, is @thebystanderman‘s Dawn Caste Elmira Vido, Uhrgraf of Towersong and Witch-Queen of the North, is @mr-mercutio‘s Zenith Caste Ledaal Manus, Hand of the Uhrgraf and Horologist Prophet, is my Twilight Caste
Malfeas: thinking of wrapping my entire body in barbed wire and becoming Sovereign
Cecelyne: i just need to say, to anyone reading this.. You are Important, You are loved, and You belong in this world, if you have over 5000 followers
She Who Lives in Her Name: in the planning stages, for a new feature of my account which i have tentatively titled “ The Three Posts. ” more info coming soon of this.
Adorjan: am I the most dark & twisted psycho god online?? hm lets see:
– When the dow jones industrial average goes down i say simply the word “Good”
The Ebon Dragon: “jail isnt real,” i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco
Kimbery: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Szoreny: where do mirrors come from. if i stand in front of a mirror is my reflection also subject to the insurance mandate?? can i touch mirrors ?
Isidoros: Time to show these douscebags my real power (throws a big tree branch at a guys car)
Cytherea: my watch beeps whwich means its time to stand in front of my ex-wife’s house and play “Hit THe Road Jack” while dacning and licking her mail
Sacheverell: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That’s Weird
Hegra: in hell you are forced to smoke weed
Elloge: poor spelling is no longer tolerated on this log. this is an adult account now., and i will NOT lose this follow friday to tghe trolls .
Metagaos: strategically gathering recon on little seasers pizza in the woods behind the strip mall and getting fucking lyme disease
Qaf: using mindfulness. to waste my enemies
Gaia: fdreaming of that special moment when i can look into my wifes eyes and say “Thank you. Thank you for marrying me”
Autochthon: if any of oyu crude boys want to come after me *room lights up revealing collection of r/c helicopters behind my outspread arms* be my guestx
really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads
magical girls is such a good genre, like it’s so positive and hopeful and tells girls that their wishes and friendships are powerful and world-changing
I know I’m really late to this fandom, but Mordin singing Gilbert and Sullivan in Mass Effect 2 is one of the best things in any video game ever.
I just finished Priority: Tuchanka so let me say that Mordin singing Gilbert and Sullivan in Mass Effect 3 is one of the worst things in any video game ever.