oddballwaterfall:

shiftingpath:

summoner-starlight:

The Real Housewives of the Blessed Isle

okay so to keep the context of the original i would almost want to go with Real Househusbands, since the men can really rock that listless petty dilettante feel now, but i also really like the idea of the Real Housewives being all superpowered military generals and senators

Cynis Jakir: The only thing fake about me is…
Cynis Jakir:

(slams copy of the immaculate texts on table)
Cynis Jakir:

My public piety towards the Immaculate Faith!
Cynis Jakir:

(immediately does three lines of coke off of the tome while eyeballing you)

shiftingpath:

summoner-starlight:

The Real Housewives of the Blessed Isle

okay so to keep the context of the original i would almost want to go with Real Househusbands, since the men can really rock that listless petty dilettante feel now, but i also really like the idea of the Real Housewives being all superpowered military generals and senators

My thought was actually the latter because like, private room reality show interview with Mnemon was a very funny thought.