heedra:

baal-pit replied to your postin settings where its canon that non-evolutionary…

“gaia, why do you insist on using these weird development environments riddled with legacy code for every single product you roll out” “i dont know autochthon, why do you have no friends?”

autocthon says this but secretly hes so so delighted by the ‘funny monkeys 2.0′ server update, as evidenced by his later game-breaking mods

Do you have many stories written about a lesbian couple (other than nice to sea you)? If so, can you recommend some please?

evilsupplyco:

  • Red Kelp and Strawberry (link) – a dryad and a mermaid fall in love, get married, make sandwiches, fall asleep a lot, make movies, dine with friends. A glint of sunshine on the sea and her anxious tree.
  • The slowly building romance of Petal and May (link). Young adventurers figuring out life together.
  • The Queen and her Axe Maiden (link)  Their names haven’t been revealed yet as part of a buildup to be revealed over the summer/autumn, depending on when the stories shake out. Secret lovers – how can a bodyguard safely protect her charge? How can a royal fall for a commoner?
  • Zelda and Penny (link) are a vampire and witch, married countless centuries, deeply in love. Zelda’s familiar is a winged black cat named Soot, mischievous as all can be. “Bribe Me” (link) is a popular starting point with these two.