My favorite character in the Welcome to Night Vale universe is Jackie Fiero.

She was 19 years old for possibly decades. She runs the pawn shop. She spent so much time in a comfortable routine that she forgot about her past and was thrown into chaos when the routine broke. She then worked through the issue, made some new friends, and grew as a person. She also decided to finally age again and reconnect with her mom.

Now she’s 25 years old and she still runs the pawn shop. She started dating Sam, the sheriff if the Secret Police. Sam is non-binary and goes by they/them pronouns. Sam, I think, does an excellent job as sheriff.

She is cool and spunky and relatable.

cheesecakes-by-lynx:

Tanis groaned.
“UGH, NOOOOO!  Stupid Prof. Rogers said if he catches me ditching desk-duty again, I’m gonna have 2 weeks detention!”

Sibella tilted her head and pouted her lips.
“Oh no! Say it’s not so, Tanis!  We were going to go across the lake to Calloway’s and watch the volleyball team practice…”

Sibella gave Tanis a sly look.
“You know how much they love your pretty face.”

this is not hematology

fierce-n-fearless:

– Guy is sitting in class or something and his
friends are all like ‘dude we should hang out this weekend’ and guy is like ‘I
can’t, I’m going falconing with my gf’ and his friends are like ‘oh man! Such a
cool hobby!’ ‘dude, I can’t believe your gf goes with you’ ‘that is one badass
babe’

– And guys is just like ‘yea, she’s pretty great’,
little do they know the gf is in fact a Harpy and can literally drop a deer
from the fucking sky

– Guy goes with her during hunting season to clean
the kill, cuz she’s probably a messy eater

– He’s constantly worried the authorities might
find her  leftovers and think some large
wild animal is loose and on a killing spree

– Harpy gf thinks these are silly human problems,
also, why would you buy packaged meat when you could kill it yourself? And they
take all the blood out? Ridiculous.

– Guy can’t logically counter this, as a hunting license
is way cheaper than buying meat for 4
months

– Even in areas where you’re limited on how much
you can take out of the park, Harpy gf just eats it and there is no evidence

– Harpy gf sometimes helps by bringing down smaller
game and bringing them back to her bf, bf must be on constant alert for falling
corpses

– Guy gets really good at field dressing her
kills, likes to make ‘good with my knife’ innuendos

– Guy is always very perturbed during ‘that time
of the month’ when Harpy gf starts laying infertile eggs and suggests he eat
them with her

– Harpy gf doesn’t understand why this is a big
deal, they are a good source of energy and would otherwise go to waste, is this
not what humans do with their failed offspring?

** I wrote it as a M/F couple cuz inner me was like ‘his name could be Hunter, it would be so cliche and fitting’, but realistically this could be any kind of couple