Trapped in an elevator with Blake (he’s really into philosophy and is super chill. He’d be great for that situation)
Lab partners with Marian (she is arguably the most responsible of the three)
Tink as my McDonald’s trainer (she’d be supportive and cool)
True. The man is all talk and connections; it’s not like he’d best me in a fight in that elevator
Voldemort is my trainer for my new employment at McDonalds. I feel like, so long as I was loyal to the brand, he’d be pretty chill?
Getting Fahl as my lab assignment for a whole semester would probably be cool! I feel like he’d actually make a decent lab partner and wouldn’t be too horrible.
And…I guess that leaves me on an elevator for 10 hours with Little Finger…..eugh
I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!
I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he
This is a good one 12/10
this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying
fuck, marry, kill but instead it’s
get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours, and they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds
the important rule to this version is that no matter who is with you, you HAVE to be stuck in the elevator for the full ten hours. I don’t care if you’re in there with Thor himself. You can’t get out.
new ask game: send three characters and i’ll tell you which i’d rather have
• get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester,
• get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours
• get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds
Happy (Belated) Calibration, @akaittou! All your characters were
delightful, but I absolutely love Djala, so here’s Nezumi rockin’ a dress and (hopefully) ready for trouble!Due to a series of unfortunate circumstances I had to redo this entire piece
from scratch; apologies for it being so darn-tootin’ late! I had a lot of fun
with this piece though, both times around!
I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers
Eh. Doing it anyway.
If you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags”
please do not actually eat detergent pods
i know funny meme haha but listen: pods are not normal soap. the detergent is so concentrated that it is highly caustic.
some (but not all) things that can happen when you bite a tide pod:
- skin, eye, mouth, throat, gastrointestinal chemical burns
- intense vomiting
- burns inside the lungs
- pulmonary edema (bleeding in the lungs)
- chemical pneumonia
- respiratory failure
- actual literal death
please do not put yourself in the hospital for a meme.
A Quiet Respite 