Tag: dnd

somewhere-in-the-dungeon:

mr-mercutio:

wildehacked:

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noodledog:

the-sadistic-dm:

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dungeons-and-danis:

followerofluthic:

dragon-in-a-hoodie:

the-half-elf-disaster:

dungeons-and-dryads:

probablyelkrpgideas:

dnd-homebrew5e:

Reblog with inside jokes in your D&D campaign.

– Dem rats got hops.

– It’s a Dwarvish thing.

– I’m a medium sized creature just like you.

– the npc aptly named Booty Call

They’re all from different campaigns but…

– “He has a great… personality”

– “You go into the mouth”

– “They’re like sky fish”

– The Pumpkin People 

– “Todd.” 

– “Monsters with one eye. Monsters with two eyes. Monsters with three eyes…”

– ….Brrrand. …

“Please don’t wrestle it.”
“You assemble in Warsong’s broom cupboard”
“Carl’s murder hole.” 

“Space tequila- Spequila”

“Good ole bobbert”

“The feywild pissing hole”

“Boop da’ snoot”

“NO INBETWEEN”

“Are wet naps not a thing among non-tieflings?”

-The rosary beads were up his ass all along

“DM, DM, is [insert anything] dragons?”

-Walnuts gotta walnut.

“SCRIBE GIRL!”

“I rolled a twenty!” “Is there an alpaca?”

“Kay.” “Yes?” “Not you!” 

“Wait, where did the bard go?”

“I had a perfectly evil reason for saving those orphans.”

“No, yes.” “Yes, yes.”

“Please do not misgender our kobold.”

dailydungeondelves:

How did you get introduced to D&D?

I had seen a lot of DnD on TV, often just used as a way to indicate the nerds. But I loved the idea and I had been doing casual to for years.

A buddy of mine in highschool said he had the rulebooks and he knew how to play, so we got a group together and played at lunch and after school sometimes. He also helped me set up a character so I could jump right in to what I wanted to do rather than getting hung up on rules.

It was nice.

dailydungeondelves:

Tell me about your bestest RPG animal buddies!

Best animal buddy is definitely Boof!

In Y’lryyg’s campaign, at one point the party was given horses from some Kingdom because of the importance of our quest. However, because Y’lryyg was too small, they were given a riding dog instead. It barked and Y’lryyg called it a Boof, because Y’lryyg had no idea what a dog even was. Then it licked Y’lryyg’s face, so they licked it back, and it was the start of a beautiful friendship.

I imagined Boof as a really big pitbull type. Just happy and loyal and excited to have a new friend. And Y’lryyg really came to adore that dog.