What your new DnD characters say about you (to the DM)

ironicallyxspiders:

Classic Classes

Warrior- This is my first game so I’m going to pick a durable class so I don’t die.

Cleric – This is my 600th game so I am going to pick the class that wouldn’t die even from a direct meteor strike.

Bard – I am going to be the one drinking heavily every game so I can just mumble “Bardsong” every turn from the floor.

Thief – I am going to do everything in my power to find ways to break your carefully written scenario with improbable skills like Disguise, Ride and Profession – Chef because I can.

Druid – I’m just here to shapeshift. 

Ranger – As above but I’m probably also an elf.  

Mage – I enjoy micromanagement. Like, a LOT.

Sorcerer – I despise micromanagement.

Monk – I despise you, the DM, with the fire of a thousand suns. 

@somewhere-in-the-dungeon

Exalted Achievements

somewhere-in-the-dungeon:

summoner-starlight:

Gonna try my hand at designing some achievements

“Love means never having to say you’re sorry” – As a Lunar, kill your mate

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat” – Get in a fight with Leviathan

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” – Get in a relationship with…

We need more power captain- use up your entire personal mote pool in a single action.

Solar flare- use up your entire mote pool in a single action.

Shining like the sun- use up all motes and willpower, from full, in a single action.

This hurts you more than it hurts me- incapacitate someone with whom you have a positive intimacy.

Cutscene skipper- attack someone while they’re monologuing.

The part where he kills you- survive an attempt on your life that was clearly and obviously foreshadowed.

Living on a Prayer- succeed an action that had a dice pool of one.

Kill From the Grave- get vengeance for  your prior self under the influence of Throwback.

Beautiful- get as many successes as you had dice.

The Stars Aligned- get twice as many successes as you had dice.

Dice to Meet You- roll over 100 dice for a single action.

Pwned By A Grue- die to a foe you never even saw.

Gruesome- kill an enemy exalt who never even knew you were there.

Early Bird Special- act first and act twice before anyone else goes on the battle wheel.

Fleshed Out- have at least one point in all allowed backgrounds.

Go Outside- don’t play exalted for five years.

Ubermensch- Get five dots in all attributes.

Polymath- Get five dots in all skills.

By our powers combined- Do a stunt that involves the entire circle.

Strange bedfellows- Have your party consist of at least one exalt from all manuals of power.

Pierce the heavens- Kill an Incarna.

Deja Vu- Kill a Yozi.

Double tapping- Kill a Neverborn.

Operation Starscream- Kill the source of your exaltation.

Freedom- Accomplish your motivation without ever wearing pants. Or any other clothes. Yes, this includes armour.

Spotlight stealer: Accomplish someone else’s motivation, without them present.

Exalted Achievements