Tag: i laughed

shiftingpath:

shiftingpath:

Manus: Oh yeah, Lark, there’s one more thing I want to ask you.
Lark: What’s that?
Manus: If in the future I ever say to you, “Oh, it was all a big misunderstanding, I talked it out with Savoy and it’s fine, we’re back together and it’s all alright now”, I want you to punch me in the face. Then tell me these words specifically- “Don’t go crawling back.”. That’ll get through to me.
Lark: Uh-
Manus: -Don’t punch me as hard as you can though. Definitely not. Just like a warning shot. Like how I’d punch.
Lark: …I’ll try?

xxxdragonfucker69xxx replied to your post: Manus: Oh yeah, Lark, there’s one more thing I…

like how id punch

Manus actually has a pretty decent punch all things considered but he does not look like it, and anyhow Lark “Burning Fist” Talon is fuckin obviously Brawl Supernal so it really will never compare

missmusetta:

spookypaulrudd:

scarednewt:

spookypaulrudd:

I will never understand movies where Santa Claus is real that universe. 

And its always the kids that believe in him, obviously, and the parents don’t but like…. who do they they think is leaving all the presents/????????? A friendly neighbor buys your kids all the things on the list and leaves it in your house????? Or did Santa not previously leave presents from years before and now that a random kid is saying he’s real bc he saw him that he decides to leave presents??? 

And hes always proven real when the Santa is able to tell the stubborn person who doesnt believe in Santa about their most secret Christmas present wish.. BUT WHY DID HE NOT EVER GIVE THEM THE GIFT THEYVE LITERALLY ALWAYS WANTED BEFORE?? Does he just WAIT until this person grows up into a Boring adult to present them with a doll from the 80s but never gave them their doll until they’ve become a fully grown adult????? Why didnt, when little Linda was 8, he give her the precious Susie Talks a Lot Doll she ALWAYS WANTED??? WHY DID HE WAIT UNTIL SHE’S 34 AND STILL NOT MARRIED AND HAS A DULL JOB TO GIVE HER A USELESS TOY THAT SHE’LL JUST PLACE ON A MANTEL SOMEWHERE TO COLLECT DUST. 

SANTA IS A DICK. 

Kasey, it’s only October 3rd……….

ITS NEVER TOO EARLY TO EXPOSE SANTA

HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER 

I think this is where Nightmare Before Christmas got it right. People readily acknowledged Santa’s existence, and then when the impostor shows up, it’s like “That’s not Santa. I know Santa. This is not that guy. Call the fucking cops.”

thehumon:

I just found out commercial characters have their own little fandoms and it’s the funniest thing in the world when people make them interact.

I love how The World’s Most Interesting Man (link) and Old Spice Guy (link) are all like “Hell no, I don’t have a feminine side” while Mayhem Guy (link) is out here like “Hell yes I’m a woman! And I just found out that you’ve been cheating on me for two years so now I’m destroying everything you love and I’ll take everything else in the divorce!”