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@hyperionnebulae asked for a top 5 characters with starters for pokemon au

To which my interpretation was: whoops, full teams?

Marian:
Sylveon, Alolan Ninetails, Luxray, Tsareena, Salazzle, Lurantis

Marian’s pokemon are all beautiful and exceptionally pampered. Sylveon and Luxray are the real show-stoppers though.

Kiki:
Pikachu, Torchic, Absol, Azuril, Skitty, Espeon

This one is cheating because she started as a pokemon OC…..but her team comp hasn’t changed.

Amber:
Mimikyu, Haunter, Misdreavus, Raltz, Phantump, Klefki

Ghosts and Faeries with the easter egg of her key obsession.

Wocky:
Jigglypuff, Cubone, Noivern, Eevee, Ditto, Primarina

Chaos, Music, unlimited potential, and a particular motherly instinct; a lack of consistency with what she wants and who she wants to be.

Prism:
Aaron, Carbink, Minior, Rockruff, Crobat, Steelix

Hi I’m Prism and I like ROCKS. Also you wouldn’t expect her to have a bat (vampire) but surprise?

Sherwood:
Decidueye, Buneary, Fletchling, Sawsbuck, Leafeon, Alolan Ninetails

Forest man loves the woods, his best friend, and his tiny daughter.

Nori:
Alolan Rattata, Wartortle, Wishiwashi, Absol, Sharpedo, Plusle

Watery gang running edgelord has a soft spot for her lightning girlfriend (who has a Minun)

Change a single letter and change the word game

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beautiful-fallacies:

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I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Dire

Dare

Bare

Bard

Card

Care

Mare

Male

Made

Mode

Code

Cone

Core

Cord

Lord

Lard

Lark

Park

Perk

Peak

pear

Hear

Heat

Seat

Beat

Beam

Bean

Lean

Mean

Meal

Teal

Tear

Team

Beam

Bear

Beer

Bear

Fear

Feat

Seat

Seal

Heal

Deal

Meal

Meat

Heat

Heal

Hear

Tear

Fear

Rear.

Reap

Real

Reel

Feel

Fell

Hell

Bell

Tell

Sell

Yell

Yelp

Kelp

Help

Hell

Bell

Belt

Celt

COLT.

Bolt.

Belt

So, gonna vent here:

I am madly in love with @greensunprincess but I’m also pretty poly, so I’m dating this other guy. Everyone knows about it. Everyone seems okay with it. It’s a pretty nice gig all in all.

I brought my new date to my birthday party and introduced him to my mother and sister. They were both happy for me. They like him. Pictures were taken and things were nice.

My Mom, not thinking anything of it, showed the pictures to my brother and his wife because it was a lovely painting party and we all had fun. My sister-in-law went ballistic on my mom (apparently and to no one’s surprise).

She started talking about how positively immoral it was that I was dating multiple people and how I should be ashamed and how it’s my mother’s job to convince me I’m terrible and that my mother should be more involved in both of her children’s relationships. You know, typical things.

This is mostly funny to me because last Christmas: I researched Bible verses on kindness and love and forgiveness, hand made a card that included my favorite of the verses and explained I was willing to let bygones be bygones and start a new year willing to try and love my sister in law as family (because she is), and actually felt really good about forgiving her for her previous transgressions against me and Alice (even though I wanted to be much meaner about the whole ordeal).

So, I find out that my Mother’s first response is to stand up for me when I can’t be there. She got in a huge fight with a woman she has frequently told me not to argue with; not to “start anything” against. She stood up for me because I’m not doing anything wrong and I’m happy and I’m 25 years old and can make my own damn relationship decisions.

This apparently escalated.

Then, my brother, bless his heart, got in the middle and sided with my Mom. He was excited for me and my happiness and this is the first time Mom has ever seen him stand up to his bully of a wife. Things got really heated, Mom left, and my brother followed to make sure she was okay before heading off to make sure he shared his side of this debacle with his Wife’s parents before she could spin a one sided web of half truths.

Color me shocked, tbh.

Mom called my Sister in Law a bitch when she sent me the text explaining everything. (I, meanwhile, was snuggling both of my sweets on the couch while watching cartoons).

I guess both my brother and sister in law sent Mom apologies a bit later.

I’m just glad I didn’t have to be around for that.

A Holiday Story

gallusrostromegalus:

smartgirlsaremean:

rosexknight:

tinuviel-undomiel:

aethersea:

gallusrostromegalus:

princesspotpourri:

simpleanddestructivechemistry:

gallusrostromegalus:

spooky-spaghetties:

gallusrostromegalus:

So this is a Chistmas story my mom told me while I was home recently and i thought y’all might enjoy.

So, one Christmas back in the 60′s, my great-grandmother was reminiscing about Christmas in England, and how they used to have pheasant for Christmas, but Ohio sucks and they’d never get to do something like that.

Well Shit!  goes my grandfather,  them woods are full of pheasants, I’ll get you one.  So grandpa and a dubiously related man named “uncle popeye” went out with shotguns to get great-grandma a pheasant for Christmas dinner.

They’re gone for a LONG time.  according to mom, they were basically expecting grandpa and Popeye to be gone for a few hours and come back with a store-bought chicken and apologies.

Instead, they come back eight hours later, covered in mud and freezing cold from the Cleveland winter, but Surprise!  they have a Pheasant.  Great-grandma gives them a lecture about staying out so long and worrying her, but agrees to dress the bird so they can all have a traditional English Roast Pheasant.   Grandpa and Popeye retire to the living room to drink beer and talk about what great woodsmen they are when Great-grandma screams from the kitchen.

“TOM!!”  She bellows and literally every male in the house jumps because literally every man has been named “Tom” for three generations at that point. 
“THERE’S NO BULLET HOLE IN THIS BIRD.”

They both look massively sheepish and eventually admit that they hadn’t had much luck finding pheasants in the woods and were about to go to the store to get her a chicken when they… backed over the pheasant.

“Then what were you idiots doing in the woods for eight hours?”

“We weren’t out there for THAT long-” Popeye starts before grandpa decks him.   
Grandma and Great-grandma have to menace them with wooden spoons to get the truth out, but eventually they take thier oversize hiking boots off to reveal bandages.

Turns out they had only been in the woods for Two hours looking for pheasants before LITERALLY tripping over one, and they both reflexively aim at the ground and… Shoot each other in the foot.  They hadn’t backed over the Pheasant in the woods.  They’d backed over it in the Hospital parking lot.

And that’s the story of how my great-grandmother made a Roast Pheasant and the ladies of the house got to eat the whole thing while Grandpa and Popey had to watch.

“dubiously related man named uncle popeye” wasn’t even close to the wildest part oh my god! This is such a good story!!!!

So you prompted me to call my mother and ask how Popeye was related to them, and apparently he’s my great-grat-grandmother’s first-husband’s cousin’s son.

The First Husband is the whole reason my mother’s family came to america in the first place apparently.  in 1902, he decided he didn’t want to be father to 9 girls anymore, so he went out for a pint one night and fucked off to Chicago without actually divorcing GGG.  For a few years she thought he’d been killed and dumped in the Thames (these things happened in Liverpool in the 1900′s) and shortly re-married, and Second Husband fathered two more daughters with her, including my Great-Grandmother.

In 1908, First Husband wrote from Chicago for money.  This was a problem because despite fucking off to another continent, they were still married, and GGG was committing bigamy.  Despite pleading her case before the courts that Really, Y’all gave me his death certificate when he didn’t turn up after a month, they fined her an outrageous amount of money and only commuted her prison sentence because “her brood would place undue stain on the orphanage”.

Yes, really.

Second Husband, who was a halfway decent man that only beat her sometimes, suddenly dies of knife wound in a Pub fight, and GGG is left up shit creek with 10 girls and nobody willing to hire a bigamist maid. So GGG attempts to woo First Husband back to England.  She goes so far as to pay a photographer to take Nudes of her to remind him what he left.

That was an exciting Christmas, going through an old album and finding THOSE.

Despite GGG’s heartfelt efforts and godlike booty, First Husband remained in the US, enjoying his new life of running credit scams and bootlegging.

After another 4 years of this nonsense, GGG gets the money to ferry herself and her brood across the atlantic to America, where they weren’t so uptight about the sex lives of domestic workers and she could probably get a job.  The ALMOST come on the Titanic- we found the tickets next to the nudes- but at the last moment, Great-Aunt Liz catches the Measles, forcing everyone into quarantine and saving them from an icy death.  They instead come on the next boat, and have to pick up the survivors of the Lusitania.  Everyone gets lice and has to be shaved at Ellis Island.

Once in america, GGG finds out First Husband has died, For Realsies, please come identify his corpse and also he owes the state of Illinois like $500 in court fees so-

To which GGG goes “LOL, NO.” and moves to Cleveland with her Youngest daughter (my great-grandmother) and her new Russian husband, and takes over as manager of the local grocery store and leads a life of relative american-lower-middle-class comfort until her death in 1928 at age of 58.  

…So you understand our confusion that GG knew of Popeye’s existence at all.

This is the quality content I am on tumblr for! 😂👍🏻
Thank you for sharing this and bless you and your family! 💕

I just wanna know why GGG’s nude photos were just tossed in a family album along with all the other special pictures. Did they just stumble across them between a great-aunt’s baptism pic and another’s wedding photo?

They were in a plain brown envelope tucked in with the 1963 Christmas photos.

Right between the pictures of Grandma’s Dog Spooky wearing like seven christmas decorations (So named because she was totally black except for a white mark on her chest and a propensity for 4AM garbage disposal noises) and of Grandpa getting smashed on Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, to be precise.

@navigatorsnorth @executeness

This person needs to write a book about their family stories. It would sell like wild.

I want to hear more every time this post comes around XD

Art. Pure art is what this is.

Ok, because several people in the tags have pointed out that the Thames is nowhere near Liverpool:

I called mom, again, to ask why the hell i would write that, because I distinctly recall the phrase “GGG was certain he’d been thrown in the Thames” when Grandma repeated the tale for me, but I am also ADHD as fuck and my brain might have invented that sentence.

Turns out, the truth is another Hot Mess.

The WHOLE line is “GGG was certain he had been thrown in the Thames like his brother, Who ran afoul of several criminal organizations while running cons in London and we’re not sure WHO actually did him in but it was a big affair to travel to London when they fished his body out with the eels.”

So “Thrown in the Thames” was GGG’s colloquialism for “was murdered due to gambling debts”

“Why did GGG even MARRY first husband?”  I asked.

“He had a nice mustache, apparently.”

Good Things that Happened in 2016

datsemtx:

helthehatter:

·        
We’re closer to having successful vaccines for
lung and brain cancer.

·        
New chemotherapy breakthroughs have increased
the 5-year survival for pancreatic cancer from 16% to 27% (and is getting
better)

·        
Scientists figured out how to link robotic limbs
with the part of the brain that deals with intent
to move so people don’t have to think about how they will move the limb, it can
just happen.

·        
Child mortality is down everywhere and it keeps
going down.

·        
Thanks to the ice bucket challenge the gene
responsible for ALS has been found, meaning we are closer to an effective
treatment. Let me rephrase that: we are close to getting a treatment for a very
bad disease because a lot of people (including really hot celebrities) got wet.

·        
A solar powered plan circumnavigated the world.

·        
Michael Jordan donates 2mil to try and help
bridge connection between police and the community.

·        
Tiger numbers are growing.

·        
And manatees.

·        
And pandas.

·        
Pakistan has made strides toward outlawing honor
killings.

·        
70,000 Muslim clerics declared a fatwa against
ISIS.

·        
Pokemon Go players went insane with placing lure
modules near hospitals for sick kids.

·        
California is now powering over 6 million homes
with solar power, a record in the US (and that is the tightest shit)

·        
Volunteers in India planted 50 million trees in
24 hours.

·        
Apparently world crime as a whole has
drastically declined as a whole in the last couple of decades.

·        
Coffee consumption has been proved to help
curtail cancer and suicide rates.

·        
Speaking of coffee Starbucks figured out how to
donate perishable food in a food safe way.

·        
500 elephants were relocated to a better, safer
and bigger home.

·        
We made massive strides in Alzheimers’
prevention (my grandmother literally told me that scares her more than getting
cancer this is very good news)

·        
The ozone layer is repairing itself and all the
work we did to get rid of those aerosol chemicals was actually worth it.

·        
A new therapy developed in Israel could cure radiation
sickness.

·        
The Anglican church resolved to solemnize
same-sex unions the same as opposite-sex unions which required a super majority
of all three orders of the church (lay, clergy, bishop).

·        
The Rabbinical Assembly issued a resolution
affirming the rights of transgender and non-conforming individuals.

·        
Precision treatments for cancer are hitting
clinical trials and WORKING (as someone who’s had relatives with cancer this is
the best news)

·        
Dentists are once again providing free care to
veterans who need it.

·        
The Orlando Shakespeare Festival showed up with
angel wings to block funeral-goers for the Orlando Pulse victims, view from
anti-gay protesters

·        
We may have cured MS

·        
Rise Women’s Legal Centre opened

·        
Death by heart disease has decreased by 70% in
the United States

·        
Two brothers saw color for the first time thanks
to specially-designed glasses

·        
Pope Francis spoke against society’s obsession with
physical beauty while dedicating Mass to the disabled community (love that
dude)

·        
Portugal ran its entire nation solely on
renewable energy for four days straight

·        
A retiree is launching a project to transport 80
endangered rhinos to an Australian reservation to save the animals from
poaching

·        
An Afghan teacher has been delivering books via
bicycle to villages that lack schools

·        
Harriet Tubman is going to replace Andrew
Jackson on the $20 bill.

·        
200 strangers attended the funeral of a homeless
WW2 veteran with no family

·        
A teen battling cancer married his sweetheart

·        
Bank firm pays for college tuition for the
children of employees who died in the 9/11 attacks

·        
New medicine has been shown to increase melanoma
survival rate to 40%

·        
Over 800 Boko Harem Hostages were rescued by
Nigerian Army

·        
Toys R Us is Offering Quiet Shopping Hour for
kids with autism this holiday season

·        
Volunteers made special tiny Halloween costumes
for NICU babies

·        
A 4-year old befriends a lonely man and helped
him heal after losing his wife

·        
Families grew

·        
People survived c ancer

·        
People overcame depression

·        
Any kind of victory, even if it affects only one
person,  is a victory

·        
Now for the pop culture good news

·        
LEONARDO DICAPRIO WON AN OSCAR! EVERYONE READING
THIS LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE LEO FINALLY GET WHAT HE DESERVED

·        
There’s a new Harry Potter book

·        
And a movie

·        
Harry Potter has no plans on vanishing with time

·        
This sweet father gave candy to passengers on a
flight so his little girl could trick or treat on Halloween

·        
LET ME TALK ABOUT ALL THE KICK ASS MOVIES WE GOT
THIS YEAR OH MY GOD

·        
Kung Fu Panda 3, this franchise is still going
strong despite that its about a panda played by Jack Black

·        
Jungle Book. The amazing remake none of us saw
coming

·        
Finding Dory. I haven’t seen it yet but I’ve
heard good things

·        
Kubo and the Two Strings. Haven’t seen that yet
as well but its Laika so I know it’s a masterpiece

·        
Deadpool. The beautiful and super accurate
R-rated marvel film

·        
Captain America: Civil War. Seriously is the best
marvel movie yet in my opinion I need more.

·        
Zootopia. Oh
don’t mind me I’m just a movie that tackled the issue of racism and not only
game changed animated films but also made a billion dollars

·        
The Hamilton Mixtape is coming out. Which is a
bunch of artists singing songs from the musical (Sia, Usher, Regina Spketor,
etc.) I’m excited.

·        
A personal victory for myself, I joined Tumblr
and met angels in blog form so…that’s uplifting.

·        
And I met my favorite voice actor at a con which
was a bucket list accomplishment.

Good Things that have yet to happen this year

·        
Birthdays

·        
Doctor Strange

·        
Thanksgiving

·        
Black Friday

·        
Moana

·        
Christmas

Good things that have nothing to do with the year but will hopefully
make you feel better

·        
Puppies

·        
Chocolate

·        
Rainbows

·        
Rain (I like listening to rain it’s one of the most
calming sounds)

·        
Cartoons

·        
Kissing

·        
Music

·        
Friends

·        
FF: If you are a religious person you are an
imperfect masterpiece

·        
FF: If you are not then you are a splendid coincidence

·        
Any year spent with loved ones be they family or
friends is a good year. Trust me.

·        
”A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why,
sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have” –Roger Rabbit

#NeverForgetTheGood

*Plz feel free to add other good news (even if it’s something small like you ate cheesecake THAT is good news)

This is a gorgeous post, everyone should reblog it to see the balancing side to the whole bad things happening in the world!

hey

sealtrolls:

1. First impression: Wow what a sweetie pie- I love her indigo blood!

2. Truth is: Holy shit she IS JUST AS SWEET AS SHE LOOKS!

3. How old do you look: Mmmm yah kinda look like you’re 15 most of the time, no offense >3> Yah got baby face.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yeeeepp

5. Have you ever made me mad: Yes and no, but it’s nothing to bad, just me over reacting at certain things cuz I’m a dumbass.

6. Best feature: Your eyes o3o! and that cute smile!

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: >3> 

8. You’re my: Bestie o3o!

9. Name in my phone: I don’t have a cell phone yet but it would be Starlight oxo!

10. Should you post this too? Yesss

Firstly: Everyone gets mad at people they like for a variety of reasons. No harm in that, it happens. ((also yeah my baby face is a thing))

Secondly Imma just answer you here

1. First Impression: Oh, how nice. SO very welcoming ❤

2. Truth is: I respect your do no harm but take no shit attitude and am glad you continue to be so kind to me ❤

3. How old do you look: idk I’m terrible with ages. If it helps, you look very mature without looking old!

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Hahaha, yes.

5. Have you ever made me mad: Of course, we have a few differing opinions that occasionally irk me, but it’s nothing irreconcilable. Just different people being different people.

6. Best feature: Either your nose (its so cute!) or that monstrously fluffy hair!!

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: A friend crush? I wanna hang out irl and give you a place you can chill out without all your daily stress; even for just a little while

8. 

You’re my: Bestie is good ❤ You’re a good bestie!

9. Name in my phone: If it was in there, you would be Seal Friend

10. This question is irrelevant