A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
“I think it’s raining,” says the man.
“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.
“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”
“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.
Tag: pun
If you are murdered by bees, that must be a real buzz kill
“FOOL! You summoned me without a magic circle?”
“I can never see the… point… in a circle.”
Despite itself, the demon snickered, “…alright that was pretty good, okay, how can I help?”
absolve me of my sins
THE CRAP WHAT
This is gonna be my yearbook quote
Leather armour is best for sneaking, because it’s literally made of hide
(via selmagorath)
A Quiet Respite 