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did you know dnd is actually a dating sim? wow
Every tabletop is a dating sim if you gay enough
That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”
what does this mean
It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.
Mermaid internet
Weighty news article: Humans are polluting the ocean at alarming rates, but some are starting to fight back. Where do we align, where do we fight?
Alternative fashion tips: Top 13 fish hook piercings.
Top celebrity search topic: Is the loch ness monster single?
Popular topic for beauty bloggers: If a sailor tries to touch your hair without your permission, drown them.
Westy: Things made from driftwood. Some are amazing, some are barely things.
Martha Shrimp: Today we turned a shipwreck into a coral garden that will simply delight your guests.
Splashbook: Fish from your old school and your extended family’s weird rantings about Poseidon.
Tumbuoy: Rebuoy your friends shelfies, post stories about your day, stay updated about games and shows you can barely name.
Organic Sentient Species in ME: AI is bad always and must be destroyed no matter what and we’re always right about that so shut up.
EDI: *cracks horrible jokes, spams enemies with porn, saves Normandy crew asses regularly*
Legion: *has a pissing contest with Garrus over calibrations and loses, remembers/honors the fallen Quarians whom protected them*
Me: Sure, Jan.
Who needs a girlfriend when you’ve got dinosaurs?!
A Quiet Respite 