homura-bakura:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

kintatsujo:

homura-bakura:

kintatsujo:

homura-bakura:

you know there are people in this world who make a career out of being really really good captain jack sparrow impersonators so idk if they really want to keep making more pirates movies it would be really fucking easy to replace johnny depp lol…

I have had this exact thought multiple times, there are -women- I’ve met who could play him and you’d barely notice

Johnny Depp impersonators are like, their own class, like Elvis impersonators

you could replace Depp in all movies that producers wanted his character type in ever and no one would be the wiser

^^^

Pirates of the Carribean

but every scene is an entirely different depp impersonator

no one notices until the credits roll and there are like 1700 names for “Captain Jack Sparrow”

this is the dream

Desperate Times

“Are you finished?” Maddie asked, her face scrunched in general displeasure. Chris kept laughing. Maddie fidgeted in her seat; she was sure it wasn’t safe to laugh this much behind the wheel of a car. He stopped at the stop sign and his laughter quieted.

“Okay, yeah, sure,” Chris managed to say. He wiped tears from his eyes.
Maddie huffed. “You won’t be laughing if those trashy goth kids summon one of your father’s toadies.”
Chris shook his head. “There’s no way.”

“Christopher, a gym teacher turned the football team into werewolves. A science teacher nearly killed me and a swimming pool full of students to create a Frankenstein monster. Do not assume a weird group of Hot Topic delinquents cannot summon a demon.” Maddie crossed her arms and turned to stare out the window.

“So what?” Chris said, but his voice betrayed his choice of words. He was worried, just as Maddie was.
“Chris, I’m sorry, but you can’t hide from your dad forever. I’m trying to protect you, I really am.”
“You don’t need to do that…”
“I promised you I would. That’s the deal.”

I had a dream that I was arrested and thrown into “prison” after security personnel planted an illegal cell phone on my person on an airplane.

The prison was….not a prison, but idk what else to call it. We were watched by heavily armed security guards all the time. Gladiatorial style fights broken out now and again. I think I killed a guy.

In prison, I met this beautiful woman. She was tall and strong with super short blonde hair and a crooked nose. I think I upset her at first. I said something or did something; she didn’t like me. But then there was some crazy violent event. She got injured and I stopped to help her. We fell in love. It was beautiful. But I had to tell her I was married, that I loved my wife. She cried. I told her that it would be okay; that I was poly and there might still be a chance. But she was very sure my wife wouldn’t like her.

The dream kind of faded after that.

greensunprincess:

So during the recent-ish Steam sale I finally picked up War of the Chosen for XCOM 2, which was immediately made super gay not entirely due to my own interference.

Between the fact that they added a new “Soldier Bondmate” mechanic, the fact I use only girls in my army, and the new “resistance selfie” feature it paints the picture of XCOM being an army of rebellious lesbians led by Commander Lesbian me and my two dads. (Science dad and command dad)

My play-through has also sparked two new household memes; My girlfriend and I pointing at each other and going “Girlfriend Power! You can do the thing!” and “I believe in Fridge”, after Lt. Beth “Fridge” Jones, one of my favorites.