now get ready for the Screaming 20s – coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
start screaming whenever, my dude. i’ve personally been screaming since 2007
Me: I impulsively buy stuff when I’m sad
Person: but you’re always buying stuff
Me: *finger guns*
Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”
Interlude: Glad Tidings
Dr. Mordecai and his family stood at the door. To an ordinary onlooker, they were an unmatched bunch who still gave the vibe of togetherness somehow. Felonious had an unsure look on his face when Hollie opened the door, almost as if he didn’t quite know what to expect of the gathering. His husband, Aaron, had a more friendly, reassuring look and, their daughter, Matra, was barely containing her excitement under the tiger ears of her winter hat.
“Good evening, Hollie. I hope we are not too late,” Fell said.
“Not at all, Dr. Mordecai, please come in out of the cold,” answered Hollie.
Fell nodded and ushered his family inside.
“We never kneeewwwww…”
Lmaooo I love these
Lmao I got soft ankles
Looool
Lmfao who raised y’all
This shit is fuckin hilarious. I watched it twice and DIED both times.

Finally, the shitty ads are catering to me as a woman.
Personal identity is weird and everyone has an opinion.
Not sure if genuine upsetness over identity drama or internalized X-phobia anymore.


