heedra:

heedra:

the ship our exalted party voyages around on includes among its residents, in addition to the three solars who captain it:

-The ship’s god himself, Red Sail, the former God of Rabbits who got demoted after an experiment in divine rabbit husbandry went very wrong

-Radis, The Unkillable Boy, a millenia-old mortal and first-age biological experiment who is, as the name suggests, truly incapable of dying, but would rather like to

-The lonely dragon king Paraz, rescued from a court of raksha dwelling on an island of order in the midst of the deep Wyld, stranded there by an unfulfilled promise, made by a long-dead solar*, to help him revive his dying race

-The motley crew of humans, many of them Wyld mutants, who were inmates alongside Paraz and now crewmembers aboard their shared new home

– Auntie Adi, a elderly pangolin beastman whose hobby is knitting and who also shares a symbiotic connection with a crablike lovecraftian being older than exaltation itself 

-Over thirteen blood apes, including one so infamous he has been in every Exalted campaign set in this shared universe to date

-A friendly neomah named ‘Kimby’

– A mermaid?

-Ledaal Kawi, stuffy Fire Aspect, who was told to monitor these yahoos in the name of the Realm, has spent most of his time aboard hiding in his quarters, and who now is beginning to feel like they’re actually rubbing off on him

-OCCASIONALLY a sidereal who used to routinely sneak on the boat disguised as a sailor to place curses on the boat due to a personal workplace grudge against Red Sail

its a clowncar

RELEVANT UPDATE: NEW RESIDENTS

-magic baby with over 100 biological parents, one of whom appears to have been literally wolverine bc the baby has fucking knuckle claws

-the guardian god of a specific stash of buried treasure, who is bound to stay with the gold but was never told to keep it where it was buried

Fallen Wolf of the Cutting Sea, who’s gonna teach us illegal goth martial arts

monomythical:

hyperionnebulae:

summoner-starlight:

fizzmouth:

ppl rlly think there arent roundabout in america…they REALLY think we dont have those ……lik..e. its just a road ..is just intersection…… have u ever met boston

In fairness, I had never seen nor heard of a roundabout until I got to college?

I don’t know if it was just because of where I lived growing up but we didn’t have those. It’s my understanding that they’re useful for heavily trafficked areas that would become really blocked off if one we’re to use a lighted intersection (or heaven forbid a four way stop).

um they exist and i have a deep hatred of them

Roteries are God’s gift to mankind and every other kind of intersection should be replaced with one thank you.

fizzmouth:

ppl rlly think there arent roundabout in america…they REALLY think we dont have those ……lik..e. its just a road ..is just intersection…… have u ever met boston

In fairness, I had never seen nor heard of a roundabout until I got to college?

I don’t know if it was just because of where I lived growing up but we didn’t have those. It’s my understanding that they’re useful for heavily trafficked areas that would become really blocked off if one we’re to use a lighted intersection (or heaven forbid a four way stop).