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Marty McFly and Magic Mike (Bonus if together) ;P
((The following is by no means canon))
“Okay officer, I will admit that I am drunk right now, but that is the dumbest idea have
I ever heard.”
Despite his better judgement, Doyle took another sip from his flask. His gaze drifted to a lone piece of dust floating in the corner of the interrogation room. When was the last time anyone had cleaned this place?
When Xanthe didn’t respond, Doyle continued, “I don’t even know how you figured out I could do that. Hell, I don’t even know how I figured out I could do that.” He went to take another drink but Xanthe swatted the flask from his hand. The contents inside the flask spilled to the floor.
“Listen up you obnoxious whelp,” Xanthe growled. He wasn’t sure how much more of Doyle’s attitude he could take. “If you don’t send me back I’ll have you thrown in prison.”
Doyle rolled his eyes. “For what?”
“Public drunkenness,” Xanthe answered. Doyle’s face remained unamused. He continued, “and illegal necromancy.”
“That’s bullshit!” Doyle cried. He slammed his hands on the table and stood up. “You an’ I an’ you both know I can’t make goddamn zombies!”
Xanthe grinned. “Oh, sure, but it’s the best way to make sure you’re magic’s all locked up until there are laws about Chronomancy.” He laughed to himself. “Besides, that’s an easy enough bit to pull off.”
Doyle sighed, defeated. “Fine,” he said. “Lets…lets just be quick, yeah? Far as I’m concerned this stuffs only good for makin’ sure the milk don’t spoil.”
Doyle gestured for Xanthe to put his hands on the table. The pair locked eyes, as best as Doyle could, and breathed in sync with one another.
Doyle gave instruction, “you gotta focus on the exact time and place or this’ll get messy. Trust me, you don’t want it to get messy.”
Xanthe nodded and the lights in the interrogation room went out.
The world went dark.
When Xanthe awoke his head was pounding. His stomach lurched and the room felt like it was spinning.
“You okay, sug?” a voice echoed off the walls.
When the world around him evened out he took in his surroundings. The room he was in was dark, with the exception of blue and red neon lights granting enough light by which to see. Beneath him was carpet, and the smell of booze hung in the air. He couldn’t find Doyle, but the voice he had heard came from an older looking woman. She was dressed like a tart, short skirt and too much makeup. She offered him a hand.
“Can ya stand up?”
Xanthe took her hand and stood.
He realized that the pounding in his head was moreso the sound of the heavy bass music carrying itself through the establishment. The woman smiled at him.
“Well thank the stars, I’d cut back on the drinks honey.” Her expression was warm. “You need me to call a cab?”
Xanthe shook his head. “No, I’m all right.” His diction was perfect. His head cleared more now that he was standing, and the woman must have noted this. She nodded and headed off down a red lit hallway.
It had worked.
Xanthe didn’t even care about finding Doyle. He raced off down a blue hall into a large open room with a stage on the south wall. Spotlights gleamed down, reflecting off the erect pole at center stage, the the glistening skin of the man hanging from it. Even now Xanthe could not avoid the blush that came to his cheeks as he watched the stripper perform. Sweat from the workout and the stage lights shone like dew in his raven hair all swooped back out of his face. He twisted and turned to face the audience, a scar visible just below the eyepatch over his left eye.
Esial.
Xanthe took a seat and watched the whole performance; moved by the astounding grace and entranced by his sculpted body. It was enough to make him want to faint again, but he had work to do.
He snuck to the back room once the display was over, careful not to grab any wary attention, and peered inside. Esial was alone. He knocked.
“Just a minute!” Esial called. Xanthe opened the door anyway. Esial turned and his face fell first into astonishment and then into anger. “What the heck are you doing here?”
“Essy, please,” Xanthe started. Esial stood up.
“Don’t you Essy me! Get the heck out of here! Security!” Esial called. Xanthe knew he didn’t have long.
“Essy, I want to apologize!” Xanthe pleaded.
Esial raised a brow.
STAMP BAT
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you cant play thru the game again?
I can but like
I opened it to play again and one of the characters reminded me that everyone was happy and tried to convince me not to erase the data to restart because it would mean resetting everyone back to when no one was happy and erasing their memories
And that just feels so selfish
I need a single dad Sherwood drabble.
“Okay, hold still.”
Sherwood looked back and forth from Robin’s hair to the laptop on the kitchen table, trying desperately to make sense of the tutorial. Several bobby pins stuck out of the corners of his mouth, each one removed and put in place once he was sure he’d done the step correctly.
“Dad, I’m not even dressed yet, we’re going to be late!” Robin whined.
Sherwood shook his head, twisted another piece of hair, then stuck in another bobby pin. Robin winced and made a small yelp. Sherwood apologized, “sorry honey. Just one more pin.”
He stuck in the last pin and turned the kitchen chair around. He took a few more comparison glances between the photo and Robin before he was satisfied.
“Alright,” he said. “Go and get in your dress. I’ll start up the car.”
To Sherwood’s credit, they were right on time.
A gaggle of girls and a pair of boys, most accompanied by their mothers, bustled about the green room fidgeting with last minute fixes before the performance. Sherwood laced up Robin’s ballet shoes while another young girl, Stephanie he thought her name was, handled her make up.
“You’re going to be amazing!” he heard her say. “Now, look up.”
“Alright! Parents, if you would be so kind as to take your seats! We don’t want you missing any of the performance!”
Heads turned to the ballet director in her simple black dress. She began to usher parents from the room while they gave the boys and girls their good lucks. Sherwood turned back to Robin and gave the top of her hand a gentle kiss.
“You’re all set, kiddo. Break a leg out there.”
Sherwood had reserved his seat at the first possible opportunity. He was pleased to find it there in the front row, all taped off with his name on it. He took the seat and pulled out his phone, he wasn’t going to miss a second.
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CONGRATS! oh and I’d love to help you plan this thing ❤
Please!? I need lots of help XD
Fruit bats in cherry, blueberry, and chocolate. Chocolate is a fruit now. Find them here.
SWEET GOD ALMIGHTY SOMEONE NEEDS TO BUY ME THE CHOCOLATE BAT OH MY HEAVENS
I’ll take one in every color.
cinnamon roll meme exalted
Marian – Sinnamon roll
Sabriel – Looks like she could kill you, could actually kill you
Knott – Looks like he could kill you, could actually kill you
Isao – Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you
Ellodie – Actual Cinnamon Roll
Yuri – Actual Cinnamon Roll
Terror – Looks like she could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll
That’s all I feel like doing, but bonus:
Hestus – Looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you by feeing you cinnamon rolls
Hope – Looks like she could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll
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ya ik in Edward Scissorhands right?
That’s the one!
I was thinking idly that if I was for some reason casting an actress to play you in a movie I’d cast Winona Ryder.
Strangely enough, she’s already played a character sharing my name