relay314:

typhoeusatrox:

short-blonde-andaverage:

Notes on the upcoming ME:A patch!

– Expanded Character Creator options
– two new presets, expanded hair, skin, and complexion options
– Player has the option to keep the original Alec Ryder despite character’s appearance
– Can change appearance aboard the Tempest

-Jaal will be romanceable by Scott Ryder

I don’t go here anymore but @relay314 @renach @bargests you might wanna take a look at this!

CRYING TEARS. FINALLY SMOOCH.

asshepathfinds:

Can I just say that the Mass Effect Andromeda haters are getting to be too much? Like if you don’t wanna play it, fine. If you canceled your preorder, whatever. You do you boo boo. But far too often to I see them entering places where people are genuinely enjoying the game to fill it up with hate. Like when I looked up a video of the patch notes and literally most of the comments were people slamming the game. On a video made by a third party person who wasn’t affiliated with Bioware. Just some dude who wanted to show the differences before and after the patch. So you’re telling me you purposefully looked up Mass Effect Andromeda videos on YouTube just to write mean comments about it? And yesterday some guy from my PSN friends list messaged me directly to bash MEA because I was playing it. Like why? Why are you seeking this out to hate? Why do you wanna ruin someone’s fun like that? The money’s already spent. Leave people alone who are just playing their game. It’s not hard.

grandenchanterfiona:

safetytank:

grandenchanterfiona:

curlykrantt:

prince-everhard:

grandenchanterfiona:

choice-spirit:

grandenchanterfiona:

grandenchanterfiona:

grandenchanterfiona:

grandenchanterfiona:

Also, slightly less important question: do the Girl Scouts still exist? 

if so imagine a group of asari, a hanar, a salarian and human scouts selling cookies on the Cididel. 

You can’t tell me a Hanar girlscout wouldn’t be cute.

It wears a hat instead of a vest.

And a tiny baby Asari are allowed to be girl scouts from age eight to age sixty, cuz that’s roughly the same as a human being a scout till they’re eighteen.

Imagine a Hanar and a Elcor girlscout selling cookies together.

Hanar: This one humbly requests you purchase some cookies.

Elcor: adorably: They support a good cause.

OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT A QUARIAN GIRLSCOUT TROOP ON THE FLOTILLA?!

Hanar could totally wear a sash instead of a vest too.
There would be some epic badges too.
Biotics based ones, ship repair, diplomatic negotiations, marksmanship
I also can totally see a thresher maw one and survival for different planets

Do you think Quarians would get badges for finishing their pilgrimages? Or would they be too old to be in Girl Scouts at that point?

#ALL I CAN DO IS IMAGINE THE ENTIRE GALAXY BEING SHAKEN UP OVER HUMANITY’S GIRL SCOUT COOKIES WHEN THEY FIRST ARRIVE #LIKE NO ONE WOULD UNDERSTAND THE COMPLETE JOY OF A THIN MINT UNTIL A HUMAN MADE AN ALIEN TRY ONE #AND THAT’S HOW IT ALL BEGAN #ENTIRE CIVILIZATIONS DEMANDED THESE COOKIES #THE GIRL SCOUTS HAD TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE A DEXTRO VERSION FOR TURIANS AND QUARIANS #IT ALL BECOMES A HUGE PHENOMENON WHERE THE WHOLE GALAXY IS JUST WAITING FOR THAT TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN THEY SELL THESE GODSEND COOKIES (via nyackbud)

but just imagine the massive ceremony when the krogan population is finally stable and large enough that little Krogan girls are allowed to join the ranks. and finally krogan girls are able to socialise outside of other krogan children and women and they are both cute and intimidating so they sell insane amounts of cookies 

YE!!

chef-tonberry remember when

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That is fucking adorable.

thequeenseal
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See, this is why I’m glad Bioware gives us so many…”

Also ur gonna date either the quarian or the turian , tho my money is on the quarian

If there was  a quarian you could bet your bottom dollar I’d be dating them. No questions asked. But, sadly, of all the alien races they chose not to include: they picked my favorite race to leave out.

Even though they’re nomads, so naturally should be ahead of the game in all of this dumb exploration BS.

Without knowing anything, I’m staring between the Turian, the new alien dude, and the Asari and quite honestly I have no idea what I’m going to do.

summoner-starlight:

Me, consuming every piece of Mass Effect Andromeda media possible: Give me Quarians!!!!!

Like, honestly, the most I’ve heard is:
“You might be the Quarians’ last hope.”
and
“Be very careful with your choices and pay very close attention.”

If I get more than halfway through the game only to find out I might have accidentally wiped out my favorite aliens I will die.