Organic Sentient Species in ME: AI is bad always and must be destroyed no matter what and we’re always right about that so shut up.
EDI: *cracks horrible jokes, spams enemies with porn, saves Normandy crew asses regularly*
Legion: *has a pissing contest with Garrus over calibrations and loses, remembers/honors the fallen Quarians whom protected them*
Me: Sure, Jan.
Tag: Mass effect
the new mass effect is just going to be a colonial genocide simulator
…Isn’t this how the whole: “Humans are hated by the Aliens” thing started?
Didn’t humans find the ME Relay in Pluto’s moon and go through it only to find a ton of Turian ships? Didn’t the humans immediately open fire and initiate a war because “OMG clearly dangerous aliens?!?”
Didn’t this war vilify humans to the rest of the galaxy (excepting maybe the Krogan) for a number of years before we were accepted into the politics that were the organized galaxy?
Please tell me this is not going to be a game about becoming what I truly despised about humanity
Turians attacked the humans first. Turian’s didn’t know humans were just now entering the galactic community, and we’re just doing their duty. Humans retaliated because what the Turian’s did was an act of war.
Also: humans were hated by other aliens for several reasons. 1, they colonized lots of worlds Batarians had prepared for themselves, and the council has shown special treatment to the humans. Getting a council seat after only a few decades while races like the Volus who have been in the government since nearly the beginning have to share offices.
Thank you, it’s been a while since I caught back up with ME’s lore pre-games
tali would make a very cute human. actually, she’d be still be cute no matter what species she is – she’d even be a cute vorcha.
Looking up audio books on audible and I found a Mass Effect self help book. The sample is pretty great and an actual line is:
“Don’t be a one dimensional character like Jacob”
It sounds decent
My duty for every N7 Day is to draw a baby krogan~
It’s Mass Effective! Mass Effect Pokemon by sketch-bgi (even more in the artist’s gallery!)
ashley pls focus
This is why shes not allowed in my party ever. That and the loud racism.
I have no tolerance for Xenophobes
Who’s Who on Mass Effect 2
Shepard: Glorified galactic babysitter
Miranda Lawson: The equivalent of that kid who get’s straight A’s but never studies seriously Miranda not all of us are genetically engineered
Jacob Taylor: Kanye West in space
Mordin Solus: geneticist who somehow knows the dirt on everyone. How do you know who I’m dating Mordin? it happened five minutes ago
Garrus: literally your best friend in the whole fucking galaxy
Jack: The most Tsundere person to ever come from something other than an anime
Tali: A huge fucking nerd, but YOUR huge fucking nerd
Grunt: your actual murderous child
Samara: THE CODE
Thane: Cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure
Legion: the cutest robot sniper pet in the galaxy
Commission for commander-shakarian this time, of their adorable Eliana Shepard and Tali having fun with flowers!
EXACTLY.