Dating Sweeper

Pros:

  • He will do literally anything for you
  • All he wants to do is help
  • Your internet will be super fast
  • You will never have to pay for movies again
  • He will cook you gourmet meals that he downloaded instructions to from the internet
  • He will tell you he loves you at least three times a day every day
  • He’s adorable and dresses nice

Cons:

  • There are none he is perfect
  • He is not very street smart
  • Most of his computer work is illegal
  • He’s kind of heavy and weird to touch because he’s basically a robot
  • Your food will be really bland because he can’t really taste it
  • He will tell you he loves you at least 300 times a day
  • He talks like a robot and that’s a little weird
  • If you’re into sex then I’m sorry but the kid doesn’t have compatible parts
  • One or more major corporations might be trying to steal/eliminate him

Side Note: Be prepared to take in every stray in town and protect this dumb child from himself

Conclusion: It will be the best decision you ever make but it is not one you should ever take lightly. You must be prepared for the complete experience that is Sweeper