Pros:
- He will do literally anything for you
- All he wants to do is help
- Your internet will be super fast
- You will never have to pay for movies again
- He will cook you gourmet meals that he downloaded instructions to from the internet
- He will tell you he loves you at least three times a day every day
- He’s adorable and dresses nice
Cons:
There are none he is perfect- He is not very street smart
- Most of his computer work is illegal
- He’s kind of heavy and weird to touch because he’s basically a robot
- Your food will be really bland because he can’t really taste it
- He will tell you he loves you at least 300 times a day
- He talks like a robot and that’s a little weird
- If you’re into sex then I’m sorry but the kid doesn’t have compatible parts
- One or more major corporations might be trying to steal/eliminate him
Side Note: Be prepared to take in every stray in town and protect this dumb child from himself
Conclusion: It will be the best decision you ever make but it is not one you should ever take lightly. You must be prepared for the complete experience that is Sweeper
A Quiet Respite 