Tag: silly things

I need more exalted on my blog

myrastuff:

no-one-should-have:

Please reblog this if you play or blog about exalted and I’ll follow you because honestly I need more exalted in my life (yes I’m currently a part of over 5 exalted games that’s irrelevant I need more)

I was gonna be like “eh I don’t post that much Exalted” but then I realized more than half my last 10 posts are Exalted-related, so, yeah.

Also, check out this if you want to enjoy a super awesome Exalted campaign vicariously.

Fight Meme: Phineas

Pros:

  • He’s actually a huge softie who doesn’t like fighting
  • He’s exceptionally likely to show mercy on you
  • you can stare at his sweet abs during the entire fight
  • you can legit tell people you got into a fight with a shark

Cons:

  • Why would you fight him he just wants to garden?
  • I mean he’s so sweet and kind why would you?
  • Those muscles aren’t just for show
  • Shark Teeth
  • It is hard to make him stop fighting once he starts

Side Note: Do not fight near water you will lose

Conclusion: Prolly not the best idea but if you think you can handle it, okay? Maybe just garden with him instead?

Fight Meme: Nolan

Pros:

  • He doesn’t actually want to fight you
  • The more annoyed he becomes the better you’re going to do
  • He’s super easy to annoy
  • He’s one of those people that prolly deserves to be punched
  • He has no real training

Cons:

  • Ink Poisoning
  • Man got tattoos so he would never be without a weapon
  • God forbid you have any tattoos (if you do, I’m so sorry)
  • He doesn’t give up easily

Side Note: Seriously I hope you don’t have any tattoos

Conclusion: Yeah you could prolly fight him and there’s no reason not to. Go ahead you’ll be alright so long as you don’t have any tattoos.

Fight Meme: Marian

Pros:

  • Potential to wipe that smug look off her face
  • It’s proven to be a decent enough way to get her to sleep with you (provided you survive)
  • It is stupidly easy to get her to fight you
  • If you can keep her at range you might actually be okay

Cons:

  • Sidereal Martial Arts are scary
  • If she goes Infernal Monster you better hope you have an escape plan because you will not make it out of there alive
  • If she goes Black Claw good luck ever making friends again
  • She has mad so many alliances that you will suffer greatly should you actually hurt her
  • Did I mention a few of those alliances include Yozi?
  • She will add your arms to her collection

Side note: Do not, under any circumstances, threaten her lovers or her children.

Conclusion: Could work out for you if you don’t intend to really hurt her/manage to survive. Lay out a contract first and maybe establish a safe word.

Pros and cons of fighting Hestus because reasons

somewhere-in-the-dungeon:

Pros: Well it’s not like it’s hard to win. Maybe you just need the self esteem boost from beating someone up? Not really my thing, but I know that’s a popular reason to fight people. He’s got a whole lot of magical material on him, you could probably get rich just from rolling him for what he’s got in his pockets much less if you stole his prosthesis. You also get the honour and bragging rights of kicking the tar out of one of the sun’s own chosen, not many people can say that.

Cons: You’re beating up a crippled nerd, for starters. Can you actually live with yourself? I mean really, was the Resources 4 or whatever worth stealing a man’s leg? Plus, he holds a grudge. I don’t know how he’ll get you back, but it’s going to be inventive and it’s going to involve a couple hundred bees and a jar of ghost pepper juice. Did I mention he has five dots in every single craft?

Supercon, unless you really like fighting people: Fighting Hestus is a two for one deal, where you also get to fight Hope, the woman who put as many dots into fighting people as Hestus did in making stuff. Unless you’re into getting beaten up by a super buff platinum blonde nordic chick, do not fight Hestus. (And if you are, I’m kinkshaming you just a little bit.)