concept: space pirates who sound exactly like regular pirates, except replace all references to “the sea” with “the void”
“aye, the void is a harsh mistress,” the captain said, gazing out the window of her ship into the vast starry expanse. “she’ll take more than she gives, in the end. but those who are called to life in the void don’t know any other way.”
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What are all of they’re backstories tho? They’re obviously from (a) chronicle(s) you played, but what happened?
I have actually not played all of my Exalted characters! I simply enjoy writing in the Exalted setting.
Of the characters I do have I’ve played the following in an Exalted Campaign:
Peleps Nori
Cynis Mayumi
Hope Forged in Flame
Sherwood P. Forrest
Tabor Hazard
Dulcie Baker
Outside of Exalted I’ve played DnD, Fate, Shadowrun, Dungeon World, and more which adds in characters such as:
Mardwocket Roywick
Esial Arnassas
Prism
Nolan
Tina “Tink” Spelling
Naila
Masozi
Sweeper
Amber Angel
Doyle Mcready
Jacqueline Ducroax
Nadia
Dawn
Salih
Marley St. Jane (under a different name)
Dulcie Baker (again)
Dulcie’s Mother
So now, with that list in mind: whose story do you want to hear?
Random selfies for today~
A flash of motion, barely perceptible to the trained eye; a sword sheathed in a perfect scene of martial prowess.
The student is smiling, proud that they have cut their master’s own blade from the hilt.
There is a moment of silence as both regard the scene.
“Well, what are you smiling like an ass for? You’ve confused an ugly piece of metal-” they shift into a stance that has slain countless men, wielding the naked hilt with neither hesitation nor reserve “-with my sword.”
Fight Meme: Fal (goin old school)
Pros: Fal AkRish wasn’t incredibly dangerous I guess, though more than one person impaled themselves on those armour spikes. If you catch him after he began going by Fal AkBahn then you’ve got some serious divine might to deal with as well as an excitable pyromancer and terminally underworked necromancer. This is looking like a worse plan. If you pick a fight with Fal AkFal then you’re just and idiot I’m afraid. Clever observers might have noticed that Fal AkBahn was a bit of a clever plotter, but by the time he was out and acting as AkFal, rapidly approaching deification and revealed as an evil mastermind of the greatest conflicts of the past decades, you just do not want to fight that man.
Cons: Oh wait that wasn’t cons above?
Conclusion: Look, while there are worse and even more worse times to fight Fal, I’m not sure there’s ever any way it works out well for you. There just isn’t a chink in the armour, you know? If you really wanted him dead then your best plan might be to offer to marry him I guess, then you could try and poison him every day for the next seven hundred years.
What about dating Cayden? (Kayden?)(I’m really bad at spelling I’m sorry)
You were right the first time; it’s spelled Cayden.
Pros:
Probably the best sex you will ever have.
He’s romantic as anything: will make you breakfast in bed every morning (is a very good cook), take you on fancy dates, is a smooth talker, etc.
He doesn’t expect you to be exclusive because he has no plans to be exclusive.
Koala snuggles.
Cons:
You will never be his number one priority; sorry but that seat is taken.
He will not fight for you in any sense of the word and if you are gonna to play hard to get he’s not going to pursue.
He smokes a lot of weed and is a huge nerd.
He will hit on your friends, your parents, etc too.
Conclusion: Cayden is a really easy person to date as long as you don’t mind that his extracurricular activities include playing tabletop RPGs, smoking pot, and your mom.
Dating Sweeper
Pros:
- He will do literally anything for you
- All he wants to do is help
- Your internet will be super fast
- You will never have to pay for movies again
- He will cook you gourmet meals that he downloaded instructions to from the internet
- He will tell you he loves you at least three times a day every day
- He’s adorable and dresses nice
Cons:
There are none he is perfect- He is not very street smart
- Most of his computer work is illegal
- He’s kind of heavy and weird to touch because he’s basically a robot
- Your food will be really bland because he can’t really taste it
- He will tell you he loves you at least 300 times a day
- He talks like a robot and that’s a little weird
- If you’re into sex then I’m sorry but the kid doesn’t have compatible parts
- One or more major corporations might be trying to steal/eliminate him
Side Note: Be prepared to take in every stray in town and protect this dumb child from himself
Conclusion: It will be the best decision you ever make but it is not one you should ever take lightly. You must be prepared for the complete experience that is Sweeper
summoner-starlight replied to your photo:
I know’’ but I really wanna keep at least one of them right now, if anything i might put a higher price than normal. might as well see who’s willing to buy them, and if they don’t, I’ll keep em
that’s a really good plan
also I might buy one
also if you keep one we should plot rps with them yes?
Ahah, I’d love to try, I’m really digging the designs but i also really wanny try and make some money to get some things i’ve been needing, and dlc for fallout’s coming soon OTL
Good reason to save some money
I get home in 2 weeks and I get paid around then, if you’d be down for another commission.
So far all of these Fight Me choices have been: “Don’t fight them” except Piperit.
Go punch him he’s a jerk
summoner-starlight replied to your photo:It’s gonna be hard for me to sell these…
oh but they’re so beautiful tho
I know’’ but I really wanna keep at least one of them right now, if anything i might put a higher price than normal. might as well see who’s willing to buy them, and if they don’t, I’ll keep em
that’s a really good plan
also I might buy one
also if you keep one we should plot rps with them yes?
A Quiet Respite 