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Sweeper!
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tbh i dont get why most people assume that robots are always cold
like have u felt a laptop while its working? its kinda not exactly cold yo
tbh any piece of machinery thats working hard to function is usually not cold, the only time its ever cold is when its turned off
so id like to think while a robot is awake and functioning they could have the potential to be as warm as a human being :0
never thought about this before but now it’s obvious
although like i hope they’ve actually improved cooling tech by the time they’re building androids bc my laptop can actually get so hot it makes THE ROOM hot and it’s only the size of a laptop so potentially an android who was thinking very hard would be a veritable furnace
think too hard, overheat, faint
fainting couches for androids omg
Fainting couches for androids is the best possible thing
file under things i didn’t know i needed in my life
humans who carry around those chemical freeze-packs in case they need something to drape across their friend’s fevered brow
humans who insist on holding a parasol for their robot friend on sunny days
a robot draping herself over a fainting couch in distress and a bunch of worried humans mobbing up to fuss and fan her and bring her some cool water and pat her hand and gallantly offer to beat up whatever alarmed her
too cute
Okay guys and gals I like where ur going but I think we’ve glossed over something with real potential.
Androids blushing
A human calls their android friend cute and then they look flustered and you hear their cooling fans kick into high gear
A human plants a little kiss on their cheek and they turn red hot (literally) from embarrassment
“Brr, it’s friggin cold in here.”
“Hold on I got this. Hey TX-10 did I tell you you look very pretty today?”
The room temp rises a couple degrees as TX-10 tries to hide their blushing.
yES THANK U FOR ADDING THIS TO MY POST
@summoner-starlight imagine Sweeper fainting though
Dating Sweeper
Pros:
- He will do literally anything for you
- All he wants to do is help
- Your internet will be super fast
- You will never have to pay for movies again
- He will cook you gourmet meals that he downloaded instructions to from the internet
- He will tell you he loves you at least three times a day every day
- He’s adorable and dresses nice
Cons:
There are none he is perfect- He is not very street smart
- Most of his computer work is illegal
- He’s kind of heavy and weird to touch because he’s basically a robot
- Your food will be really bland because he can’t really taste it
- He will tell you he loves you at least 300 times a day
- He talks like a robot and that’s a little weird
- If you’re into sex then I’m sorry but the kid doesn’t have compatible parts
- One or more major corporations might be trying to steal/eliminate him
Side Note: Be prepared to take in every stray in town and protect this dumb child from himself
Conclusion: It will be the best decision you ever make but it is not one you should ever take lightly. You must be prepared for the complete experience that is Sweeper
The more I think about which of my characters would look best in a Pastel Goth style, the more characters my brain throws at me.
Oh yea, y’know, that..uhh…kid? He looks young.
Kinda small, pale thing, big bright eyes with that crazy hair. Dresses like he’s got money to burn, but always polite.
Talks real funny, like he can’t find small enough words.
Situations might arise where Sweeps has to disguise himself to keep from getting arrested
These might be his ideas of a ‘new look’ without exchanging any actual pieces (with the center being his normal look)
He’s still noticable as ever
Does Sweeper play Minecraft? If so, how does he play or what does he build?
Sweeper plays Minecraft, I think.
He has Forge turned on and lots of mods; most of which are aesthetic or add more variety to the game.
He makes complex redstone structures with logic switches and command blocks to do amazing things. They are often as pretty to look at as they function.
I feel like he’s the kind of kid who, with the help of Hestus, would build the scale model of Westeros in Minecraft; but complete with all sorts of fancy working mechanisms like the gates and elevators at the Wall, or the Moon Door.
If Sweeper were really smart and really figured things out and really really thought, he could in theory (based on my understanding) use Taylor’s SIN for anything not requiring a lot of scrutiny (IE, not checking on the whole him being ‘dead’ thing).
In Theory, as advanced as Sweeper is, he could hack into a database and find Taylor’s SIN and use it; and in many cases this should work considering it would technically be his SIN (although even he will tell you when he discovers his history that he no longer identifies as/with Taylor/who Taylor was)
For now he just pretends he’s an advanced prototype service android; which must have worked up to this point.
Look what I got~
I’m a sucker for pixels so I simply had to commission @montythepirate for a pixel of my Shadowrun character: Sweeper
Look at how sweet he is in his little dress clothes. It makes me want a pocket version of our favorite android
idk why but I was thinking a lot about Sweeper this morning
And, like, if you really want to break your heart:
Please imagine the end of WALL-E with Sweeper in WALL-E’s position. Imagine the tiny robot boy trying to do the right thing and getting mostly crushed trying to save his friends. Imagine the smile on his little face when things turn out okay, even as he’s fading.
Now imagine Proxy pulling an EVE and working to get him fixed as fast as possible. He’s her best friend, he’s gotta be okay no matter what.
But just like the last time (see previous drabbles) something goes wrong with Sweep’s memory and it’s all corrupted. Imagine the sorrow and horror on Proxy’s face as that “Input Name:” shows up.
And her friend is gone
A Quiet Respite 